Description: Ridiculous, Doesnt Does It. Like the Title Said if You Believe That, You Will Believe Anything. Nb: This Are Just Jokes I Made Up and Anyone Who Finds This Offensive or Disturbing in Anyway Has My Sincerest Apologies. Im Just Trying to Be Funny(If That is Possible) But Yeah So Read and Tell Me What You Think Please.

Description: How Can You Love Someone Who Doesnt Have a Heart? Suzanne Doesnt Know What to Expect When She Meets a Mysterious Boy Named Reggae at the Local Rec. Center Who Claims He Doesnt Have a Real Heart. From a Garage Band to a Major Vocal Competition, Suzanne Will Have to Chose Between the Life She Wants and the Love She Will Have to Leave Behind

Description: Hey Do U Guys Like Drama and Talk About Boys Well I Have a Good Story for U Guys Its About a Girl Who Has a Lot of Problems With School and Boys Hope U Like if U Guys Want Me to Update Then Just Tell Me in the Comments

Description: This is a Famous Story of Russian Novelist Nikolay Nosov Recommended for Teens and Kids Reading. The Book Tells a Funny Story of Two Boys Who Tried to Cook Their Dinner By Their Own, Once They Had Been Left Alone.

Description: A Very Short But True Story. I Hope That You Enjoy It.

Description: These Are a Collection of Short Stories That I Uses to Excercise My Brain When Wanting to Learn to Be a Good Writer. Hopefully, You Guys Will Think Theyre Good. By the Way, Some of Them May Be Unfinished, and Thats Mainly Because I Run Out of Ideas in Hat Particular Story So Please, Dont Be Mad When It Stops Mid-Sentence.

Description: How Humanity Found Out How to Make a Box.

Description: There They Stand in the Garden, Pondering Over the Half-Completed Latest Creations Lying a Few Feet Away in the Soft Grass. There Are Questions That Arise Concerning the Two Creatures.

Description: Frank, Jimmy Mcguires Electrocuted Pet Snake, is in Animal Heaven, Praying for Revenge. Miss Marilou Jenkins is at Her Private Girls School Across Town, Knocking Down Straight-As. Skip Morley is Scratching His Head, Trying to Stay Out of Trouble and Get Straight Cs. Jimmy Doesnt Care; Hes Bringing the English Language Down to New Lows. Skips Mom Decides One Gorgeous Spring Afternoon That He is Going to Go to Saturday Evening Benediction Services With Herse...

Description: The Neighborhood Kids Have Inadvertently Started a Young Girls Hair on Fire at the Local Theater.. . And Then Fled the Scene of the Crime. Hiding Behind the Neighborhood Library.. . Having the Matchgun Technology Explained to Two of the Boys By the Oldest Member of the Gang.. . The Little Snot Dennis Spots Them and Blackmail Ensues. Dennis Winds Up With the Matchgun.. . :) Bordering the Broad Parkway, Towering Elms Stood, Perfectly Aligned and Spaced. They...

Description: The Ongoing Saga of Skip and Jimmy. Busted at Last.

Description: We Was Hot. Jimmy Wanted to Take Some Bottles Wed Scrounged Up Outta the Trash Cans in the Alley Up to Mrs. Rashures Little Store on the Corner. All We Wanted to Do Was Cash Em in and Get a Cold Coke. But No.. . Who Was Standin on the Front Porch of the Store But the President and Vice-President of the Skulls. There Was Gonna Be a Fight, I Just Knew It, and We Was Gonna Lose.

Description: Its Christmas Eve, 1958. Midnight Mass is a Few Hours Away in the Not-Too-Distant Future. Theres a Gathering at the Morley Residence in Preparation for the Solemn Event Forthcoming. After a Few Celebratory Drinks--And Dinner, of Course--The Morleys and Mcguires Will Head on Up to Church. Maybe Theyll Make It Through the Long Liturgical Service Without Creating a Scene--After All, Jimmy Mcguire Will Be Present--And Then Again, Maybe They Wont.

Description: Skip Morley and Jimmy Mcguire Have Carelessly Shot a Match From the Second Floor Balcony of the Comet Theater, Into the Hair of a Girl Below Them on the Main Floor. Pandemonium Breaks Out. Skip and Jimmy Immediately Leave, Hoping That No One Sees Them in the Chaos. On the Way Home They Stop to Rest Behind a Library. A Young Boy Watches Them Playing With the Instrument of Destruction—A Matchgun. He Blackmails Them Into Giving It to Him, Along With All the ...

Description: Skip is Imprisoned in His Basement for An Unspecified Term Following Jimmys Sacrilegious Act at Church. Jimmy is Free on Personal Recognizance. Mickey and Jimmy Show Up at Skips Window One Evening and Try to Get the Innocent Young Boy to Break Out and Go With Them on a Larcenous Mission. Dilemma.

Description: The Weird World of Dreams, or How the Fear of Getting Skinned Alive for Something I Had Nothing at All to Do With Prompted a Terror-Filled Encounter in That Netherworld.

Description: A Rather Far-Fetched News Article About a Very Unlikely Scenario.

Description: Its a Warm Summer Evening in Washington D. C. The President Has His Plate Full When His Wife Calls. The Saint Bernard is Giving Madame First Lady Fits; She Wants Pretzels--And the Secretary of Defense is in Tears. What Else Could Go Wrong?

Description: Time Goes on Its Merry Way After Inky Rearranges Jimmys and Skips Faces. Skip Still Has Two Black Eyes.. . Jimmy is Missing a Tooth. Then Suddenly.. . Pop Decides the Time Has Come When Young, Innocent Skip Needs to Hear the Facts of Life, and So Begins a Difficult Speech By Good Old Pop.