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Description: Everyone Loves a Laugh.
Description: Hobart is a Pugnacious, Yet Lovable Rogue, Who Manipulates His Long Suffering Nephew Into Numerous Tricky Situations; Including, Hunting An Ostrich With a Smelly Sock, Visiting France in a Home Made Balloon, Exploding the Farms Best Cow, and Shooting the Worlds Only Homing Pig. Hobart is the Kind of Man That You Like to Meet, But Cant Wait to Walk Away From. His Home Made Philosophy Is: “Everythings Okay, So Long As Theres Plenty O Beer Ter Be Drunk. ” Recen...
Description: A Search for Donald Cottee is a Novel About Individualism. It’S Also a Parody of Don Quixote, Reinterpreting the Don’S Quest in Contemporary Terms and Also Using Several of the Scenes From Cervantes’S Tome. Donkey and His Wife, Poncho Suzie, Have Retired to Benidorm on Spain´S Costa Blanca. Don Has Left Behind His Incessant Self-Education and Suzie Has Turned the Corner of Her Illness. Their New Life is Parked on the Salubrious La Manga Campsite and From T...
Description: A Very Short, Slightly Humorous Misadventure Involving a Remote-Controlled Ceiling Fan, a Dining Room Table With a Footstool on Top, a Screwdriver, and Someone Who Struggles With Self-Esteem When It Comes to Diy Projects. And Aside From Temporary Emotional Scarring, No-One Was Injured During the Ensuing Chaos.
Description: My Entry in the Life Memory Story Contest. Please.. . No Jokes Like Well, That Explains Everything or Lucky for You It Was Just Your Head.
Description: A Light-Hearted Misadventure. A Young Man Learns the Ropes at a Friends Ranch But Doesnt Know a Meadow Muffin From a Bran Muffin and Learns Something About Friendship in the Process.
Description: First Place Winner in the Journalism Challenge Contest at Bookrix! Champion Wheelchair Marathon Racer Lech Hiam From Tel Aviv Once Again Demolished the Competition in the 2011 Sons of Scotland Marathon.
Description: Entry in the Drabbles Contest (3 Stories of 100 Words Each). I Was So Intrigued By the Concept of Not Using the Letter E I Totally Missed the Last Line Ok, Yes We Are (Joking). So the Jokes on Me, But What the Hay? Heres My Original Blurb: Not Using a Particular Thing, Midway From “D” to “F, Was Difficult But Highly Amusing. Who Had a Brainstorm Such As This? I’M Thinking of Stringing Up That Individual By a Particular Body Part, or Conducting a Public Disp...
Description: My First English Book. Sorry if There Some Gramatical Mistakes.
Description: These Are Just a Few Things I Made That Will Drive You Crazy. My Proof? I Tested Them. Before You Ask, No. I Didnt Test Them on Guinea Pigs, I Tested Them on Human Beings.
Description: Its Coffee Break Time.
Description: There’S a Very Fine Line Between Being Sarcastic and Being a Callous Jerk. Many, Many People Obviously Have No Idea Where That Line Starts or Stops. The Best Way to Determine Which is Which is to Imagine Your Words Coming Out of Someone Else’S Mouth and Imagine They’Re Being Said About You. That Should Put Things in Perspective and Help You Not Be Someone You’D Want to Strangle if You Were on the Receiving End of Your Own “Sarcasm”. Silver Oconor is Your A...
Description: Liberty Tries to Drown Out Her Sorrows By Drinking One Night, But She Ends Up Meeting a Vampire Named Who Ignites a Fire Inside of Her. She is Not Sure She Loves Him, But He Certainly Loves Her. As They Get to Know Each Other, a Dead Woman is Uncovered. Is One of the First to Be Suspected. The Woman is a Member of the Bloodlusted Lips, a Female Vampire Gang Involved With Murder and Prostitution and Contract Killing.
Description: Here is a Unique Little Comic-Book Story Safe for All Ages, This is a Comic-Book That Has Two Stories in It Actually.. . The First Comic is About the Flintstones and the Great Gazoo. It is a Cute Little Comic About Friendship. The Great Gazoo Overhears a Negative Conversation Fred and Barney Are Having Regarding Him. He is Devastated and Does Not Know What to Do to Resolve the Problem But He is Determined to Regain His Friendship Back to Them. Find Out...
Description: Stefano and His Co-Worker Are in a Pickle. Kayle Says She Didnt Order the Mustard! Who Did? Was It You? Read to Find Out!!
Description: Humans Need to Know Basic Rules. They Can Be Taught if You Start Early and Are Consistent. You Will Then Have a Smooth-Running Household. No Matter What Your Human Says.
Description: I Need a Freaking Editor! Lolololol Good Looks, Check. Fresh Breath, Check. Hot Babes, Check. Condoms, Check. Diapers, Check. Babys Milk, Check. Finding a Baby in Your Car is Freaky. Finding Out You Are the Father is Life Changing. Hunter Martin is Your Typical Player/Man-Whore in High School. He Didnt Know Buying a Beer in Walmart Comes With a Free Baby. His Parents Are Gone to Cabo for Vacation. His Bestfriend Insists on Finding a Baby Mom…
Description: Hi There, My Name is Pilf. Im Part of An Elite Group of Wonderful and Powerful Super-People. My Power is to Flip Things, Hence the Name. For You Weird Ones Out There: Pilf=Flip Backwards. Back to Business, Id Like to Tell You This Book is Strange But Can Be Sort Funny at Times (Depending on Your Sense of Humor :P). Youll Get to Meet Great New Characters Like My Good Friend Kyle A. K. A the Linebacker, Who Happens to Get in a Lot of Trouble. Since Were a Team...
Description: This Story is for the Who Would You Invite? Contest. I Know That if These People Were Real and if They Were All Invited to Christmas Dinner at the Crusoe House, That They Would Probably Have a Conversations Similar to These!