...offee, throw some wood on the heater, perhaps even read an article from a magazine; she won’t even miss me. The telephone lives on a wall held togeth... ...me, mystical enlightenment from the orient?” “No, wait for it, she’s gone alternative.” “Same thing, different hairstyle. I’m just waiting for her to... ...s. This beauty treatment was taken from an article in a thousand-year-old magazine I found in the shed. To some, this could be considered madness, a... ...im. Michael apologises and assists me to my feet. No harm done, except my ego. Having made our way to the couch, I sit and inspect the photo for dam... ...gular vein. “Got any good mags there?” I slap his hand with him going for magazines in the pocket of the seat in front of me. “Ouch!” That was me, n... ...o doubt had his reasons to call them home.” “You tell them John! Steven’s ego has just tripled in size. “I’ve now 44 got his personal O eight hundr... ...he idea that I won’t have to pay for it; Steven and Ali have conveniently altered their wills, after the fact. The money from their accounts will go... ...sure and someone, who in the early stages had the right words to boost my ego. The thought of having actually slept with Richard makes me want to pu... ... Kodak moments. “I swear Sis, if this guy kisses me, I’ll knee him in the alter. You’ll never sacrifice to this sex god again.” “You do and I’ll add...