Here's Another

By Lower, Lennie

Book Id: WPLBN0000629402
Format Type: PDF eBook
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Reproduction Date: 2005

Title:	Here's Another
Author:	Lower, Lennie
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Language:	English
Subject:	Literature, Literature & thought, Writing.
Collections:	Blackmask Online Collection
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Publisher:	Blackmask Online


Citation APA MLA Chicago Lower, L. (n.d.). Here's Another. Retrieved from http://self.gutenberg.org/

Description
Excerpt: THE LAST OF THE THOMASES. There was a man named Thomas. There generally is. His surname was Thomas, and his Christian name was Thomas, so his full name was Thomas Thomas. This is very peculiar. Thomas?s family tree had been ringbarked at his father?s death, for Thomas was not married, and he was the last descendant of an honorable family. It looked as if the family could not descend any further. His father died in very romantic circumstances. He sprained his ankle in Macquarie Street, and a young doctor, seeing him fall, ordered him into hospital and operated on him for appendicitis, so successfully, that he died a martyr to science.

Table of Contents
Table of Contents: Here's Another, 1 -- Lennie Lower (Leonard Waldemar), 1 -- THE LAST OF THE THOMASES, 2 -- PERILS OF THE BATHTUB, 4 -- WHAT BREAD IS AND HOW TO USE IT, 5 -- TROUT SEASON NOW OPEN FOR SILVER FISHERMEN, 6 -- LOVE AND POLITICS, 7 -- OVERCOMING CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS, 9 -- BANKING: HOW SHE WORKS, 11 -- CURRENCY BASED ON EXPERIENCE, 14 -- ANZAC NIGHT IN THE GARDENS, 15 -- LOWER TURNS HIGHBROW, 16 -- ALL CRACKED AT THE TOWN HALL, 17 -- THE BUTCHERS' PICNIC, 17 -- UNTRUE FACTS ABOUT SNAKES, 18 -- BRADMAN AND THE BURGLAR, 19 -- OUR OUTING IN THE HOBO LINE, 20 -- DRINKS WITH A KICK IN THEM, 20 -- MUST DRINK BEER, 21 -- HOW TOPPING, BY JOVE, WHAT!, 22 -- MILK BOARD, 23 -- NEW OPERA, 23 -- EVERY CLOUD HAS A WET LINING, 24 -- DON'S BOYHOOD FRIENDS, 25 -- ON INFLATION, 26 -- ELECTORS, AWAKE!, 26 -- KLEPTOMANIACS, 27 -- FIREMEN OFTEN GO TO BLAZES, 27 -- A TIP FOR THE TREASURER, 28 -- MONEY BOX AS BAIT, 29 -- GOLF ON THE OCEAN WAVE, 29 -- HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU ARE SILLY?, 30 -- NEW POINTS ON PRICKLY PEAR, 31 -- THE BACHELORS' GUIDE TO THE CARE OF THE YOUNG, 31 -- LOSERS AND LOTTERY, 33 -- LEFT WITH THE LOOT, 33 -- THESE ERUDITE BARBERS, 34 -- A AND Y AMBITIONS AT SCHOOL LEFT US COLD, 34 -- A LESSON ON LIONS, 35 -- WOOL AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS, 35 -- TOPWEIGHT SNAIL'S GREAT RUN, 36 -- ENGLISH, AS SHE IS SPOKE, ARE DREADFUL, 36 -- UNPAID TAXES, 37 -- RULES FOR HUSBANDS, 38 -- LOWER KHAYYAM TELLS OF CUP, 38 -- AN APPEAL FOR MODERATION, 39 -- GOLF, 40 -- CAN YOU BITE THE BACK OF YOUR OWN NECK?, 41