Florentin's Laws : If Anything Can Go Wrong, Pass it Onto Someone Else!

By Smarandache, Florentin

Book Id: WPLBN0002828264
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Title:	Florentin's Laws : If Anything Can Go Wrong, Pass it Onto Someone Else!
Author:	Smarandache, Florentin
Volume:
Language:	English
Subject:	Fiction, Drama and Literature, Idioms
Collections:	Authors Community, Philosophy
Historic Publication Date:	2013
Publisher:	World Public Library

Member Page:	Florentin Smarandache
Citation APA MLA Chicago Smarandache, B. F. (2013). Florentin's Laws : If Anything Can Go Wrong, Pass it Onto Someone Else!. Retrieved from http://self.gutenberg.org/

Description
Florentin’s Laws are neither Murphy’s (pessimistic) Laws nor Peter’s (optimistic) Laws, but partially pessimistic and partially optimistic, while another part is neutral (ambiguous: neither pessimistic nor optimistic) – as in neutrosophic logic. Therefore, each Florentin’s law includes negatives and positives, unlike Murphy’s law which has only negative attributes, and respectively Peter’s law which has mostly positive attributes or results.

Summary
To conclude, if you think that Murphy’s law seems to go wrong, just pass it on to Florentin’s law.

Excerpt
Florentin’s Laws: To hell with Murphy, deviate! 1. If anything can go wrong, pass it on to someone else! 2. When your team wins, it is thanks to you. If the team looses, it is because of others. 3. Get a reason to award your friends, and a pretext to punish your enemies. 4. Even good things have negative side effects. Moreover, negative things have positive side effects. 5. Don’t play by others’ rules. Build your own rules that allow you to win. If you still don’t win, prove the game is useless. 6. If he’s better than you, deny him. If he’s worse than you, praise him.

Table of Contents
Preface: If anything can go wrong, pass it on to someone else! Adventures and Variations in Murphy's Law: 4 What and Why Florentin’s law: 8 Florentin’s Laws: To hell with Murphy, deviate!: 13 Florentin’s Laws: Ignore Peter’s, relax!: 17 Florentin’s Interdisciplinary Laws: 19 More variations in Florentin’s law: 22 Call for Contributions: backcover