The Book of Rumblin's : Diary of a Salesman

By King, D., Brian

Book Id: WPLBN0100304611
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Reproduction Date: 7/4/2023

Title:	The Book of Rumblin's : Diary of a Salesman
Author:	King, D., Brian
Volume:
Language:	English
Subject:	Non Fiction, General Works (Periodicals, Series, idexes, Almanacs, etc.)
Collections:	Authors Community, Humor and Satire
Historic Publication Date:	2023
Publisher:	D. Brian King

Member Page:	Brian King
Citation APA MLA Chicago Brian King, B. D. (2023). The Book of Rumblins. Retrieved from http://self.gutenberg.org/

Description
This book was written from memories of a salesman describing many people he worked with for over four decades of selling.

Summary
Humorous stories of a salesman.

Excerpt
The Book of Rumblin’s Diary of a Salesman Introduction I did not write this book in anticipation of having a best seller or trying to impress anyone with my literary ability of which I have none. I wrote it for fun and to remember those who have touched my life during the years that I have worked in sales. My intentions are for it to be a humorous and sarcastic documentary of people I’ve known so it will probably be boring to the general public. For several chapters I chose my many of my subjects alphabetically by first name and deeds that I recall them doing or being a part of. Unfortunately I don’t have enough time, space or life left to write about everyone but I have listed two hundred and sixty-six people that influenced these stories in the Appendix. If I left anyone out I apologize and you can consider yourself fortunate that I did. Some of the language and events described within these pages may be offensive to tender and/or sensitive people. If you are a person of that nature I respectfully suggest and ask that you not read this book. For others, if you choose to continue as I hope you will, proceed at your own risk. I am warning you up front so don’t get angry with me or offended by what you read here. Admittedly I am a somewhat crude at times, sarcastic, un-trained in the literary sense, and non-traditional writer so you should take what you read here with the proverbial “grain of salt,” I also proof-read, self-edit, finance and publish my own books so if something is screwed up… I did it.

Table of Contents
The Book of Rumblin’s Diary of a Salesman Table of Contents Introduction Prologue-How It all began Chapter One-Two Drunks in Fat City Chapter One-A-“Tails” from the Outhouse Chapter Two-The Donkey Riding Car Salesman Chapter Three-Victims of a Twisted Mind Chapter Four-I’m Still Gonna’ Tell Chapter Five-Fools and Car Salesmen Chapter Six-More of the Same Chapter Seven-The Ditch, the Sales Manager and More Chapter Eight-The Boss, Lear Jets, Beds and Big Cool Chapter Nine-The Story of the Orange Overalls Chapter Ten-More Memories Chapter Eleven-It’s Time to go now Appendix-In Memory Of…