**"The Gospel According to Genesis (Me, Not the Book)"** is a comedic first-person narrative about Genesis, a self-aware disaster of a person living in an apartment filled with dead plants, unwashed dishes, and unfulfilled potential.
**The Plot:**
The story kicks off when Genesis's three friends—Moses (an organized, color-coded calendar enthusiast), Ruth (the gentle peacekeeper), and Ezekiel (the blunt truth-teller)—stage an intervention. They present Genesis with a ...
"I am not saying my life is a disaster. But..."