The Gospel According to Genesis : (Me, not the book), Volume 1: (Me, not the book)

By West, Kaash

Book Id: WPLBN0100751161
Format Type: PDF (eBook)
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Reproduction Date: 1/6/2026

Title:	The Gospel According to Genesis : (Me, not the book), Volume 1: (Me, not the book)
Author:	West, Kaash
Volume:	Volume 1
Language:	English
Subject:	Non Fiction, Religion, Self Improvement
Collections:	Authors Community, Children's Literature
Historic Publication Date:	2026
Publisher:	Independent

Member Page:	Kaash West
Citation APA MLA Chicago West, K. (2026). The Gospel According to Genesis : (Me, not the book), Volume 1. Retrieved from https://self.gutenberg.org/

Description
**"The Gospel According to Genesis (Me, Not the Book)"** is a comedic first-person narrative about Genesis, a self-aware disaster of a person living in an apartment filled with dead plants, unwashed dishes, and unfulfilled potential. **The Plot:** The story kicks off when Genesis's three friends—Moses (an organized, color-coded calendar enthusiast), Ruth (the gentle peacekeeper), and Ezekiel (the blunt truth-teller)—stage an intervention. They present Genesis with a 30-day challenge designed to shake them out of their stagnant, avoidant lifestyle. Each day includes tasks like cleaning their apartment, applying for jobs, going outside, and confronting their abandoned novel manuscript. Through comedic mishaps and reluctant effort, Genesis begins to transform. They land a job at a nonprofit run by Sarah, keep a succulent barely alive, finish revising their novel, and eventually find a literary agent named Deborah. The journey continues through the publishing process with editor Esther, culminating in a book launch surrounded by the friends who believed in them. **The Themes:** - **Personal growth through accountability** - Genesis can't hide from their friends or themselves anymore - **Self-reflection** - Constant witty internal monologue examining their own failures and fears - **Embracing flaws** - Genesis never becomes perfect; they become someone who tries despite imperfection - **The power of beginning** - Even when you fail, you can start again **The Tone:** Self-deprecating humor with heart. Think of it as a millennial/Gen-Z crisis story where everyone happens to have biblical names, creating an absurdist layer of comedy. Genesis is funny, relatable, and brutally honest about their struggles with depression, avoidance, and fear of failure—but ultimately discovers that growth isn't about becoming someone else, it's about showing up as yourself, repeatedly, even when it's hard. The story comes full circle with Genesis starting their second novel, proving they've internalized the lesson: life is about beginnings, and you can always begin again.

Summary
**"The Gospel According to Genesis (Me, Not the Book)"** is a comedic first-person narrative about Genesis, a self-aware disaster of a person living in an apartment filled with dead plants, unwashed dishes, and unfulfilled potential. **The Plot:** The story kicks off when Genesis's three friends—Moses (an organized, color-coded calendar enthusiast), Ruth (the gentle peacekeeper), and Ezekiel (the blunt truth-teller)—stage an intervention. They present Genesis with a 30-day challenge designed to shake them out of their stagnant, avoidant lifestyle. Each day includes tasks like cleaning their apartment, applying for jobs, going outside, and confronting their abandoned novel manuscript. Through comedic mishaps and reluctant effort, Genesis begins to transform. They land a job at a nonprofit run by Sarah, keep a succulent barely alive, finish revising their novel, and eventually find a literary agent named Deborah. The journey continues through the publishing process with editor Esther, culminating in a book launch surrounded by the friends who believed in them. **The Themes:** - **Personal growth through accountability** - Genesis can't hide from their friends or themselves anymore - **Self-reflection** - Constant witty internal monologue examining their own failures and fears - **Embracing flaws** - Genesis never becomes perfect; they become someone who tries despite imperfection - **The power of beginning** - Even when you fail, you can start again **The Tone:** Self-deprecating humor with heart. Think of it as a millennial/Gen-Z crisis story where everyone happens to have biblical names, creating an absurdist layer of comedy. Genesis is funny, relatable, and brutally honest about their struggles with depression, avoidance, and fear of failure—but ultimately discovers that growth isn't about becoming someone else, it's about showing up as yourself, repeatedly, even when it's hard. The story comes full circle with Genesis starting their second novel, proving they've internalized the lesson: life is about beginnings, and you can always begin again.

Excerpt
"I am not saying my life is a disaster. But..."